Michael Scott

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Michael Scott
I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
Apr 23 2021, 04:00:47 PM
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Michael Scott
The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout ‘shotgun’ when you’re within sight of the car gets the front seat. That’s how the game’s played. There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion.
Apr 23 2021, 03:59:04 PM
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Michael Scott
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me
Apr 23 2021, 04:01:12 AM
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Michael Scott
That’s what she said.
Apr 23 2021, 03:53:54 AM
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Michael Scott
I… Declare…. Bankruptcy!
Apr 23 2021, 03:52:04 AM
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